Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Aroid

I guess Wall Street is not the nation's sole repository for greed.

WSJ: "In a jolt to the baseball world, superstar Alex Rodriguez said Monday in a television interview that he used performance-enhancing drugs while with the Texas Rangers from 2001-2003. Though certain performance-enhancing drugs were banned at that time, baseball had no penalty system for their use before 2004. Still, an admission of guilt from the top player in the game sent shock waves."

I guess the Hall of Fame will have to put in a separate wing for players from the 1990s era up to the early 2000's. I wonder if the current system is as strict as that of the Olympics ?

A player's reasoning is pretty simple: steroids mean better numbers which means higher pay on a new contract. For Aroid, it paid off as the Yankees paid him a huge sum in 2004. Sigh ...

Babe Ruth did it on hot dogs and beer ... and was a nice guy to all. No Barry Bonds snarls ... no dope.

Markets

Proof of easing of the credit markets continues as Cisco sells $4 billion in bonds.

Asia has some problems - the cure is for their consumers to start spending some of the money in those "boodle bags".

The stimulus will pass the Senate today as debate was closed on in a Senate vote last evening.

Let's see what Geitner has dreamed up. I hope he reads this blog.

Word of the Day

"Capacious" - adjective [$10]; one from the files
Capacious means capable of containing a large quantity.
Sentence: The key for Geitner's plan will be to leverage the remaining TARP funds with the Fed's capacious balance sheet - only that will have sufficient size to offset the massive debt market dislocations caused by hedge fund speculation.

Le Mot du Jour

"Se méfier" - pronominal verb - regular -er conjugated like épier
Se méfier means to distrust, to mistrust; followed by "de" + the object of distrust.
La Phrase: L'homme du bunker se méfie des autorités à moins que ils obéissent à ses écrits.
Sentence: Bunkerman distrusts authorities unless they obey his writings.

71 comments:

Bud said...

so lemme get this right..........A-fraud 'stopped' takin steroids when he came to new york

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo




the yankee clubhouse was the 'world headquarters of juicers'......every saturday nite .....clemens pettitte giambi damon A-fruad got naked and stuck needles in each other's assess.....oh wait......joe 'douchebag' torre was there too......y'know......since he's a faggot



PS....there is no doubt that A-fraud was heavy on the juice for the 2007 mvp season.....it was his contract year......he needed big numbers....and he was feelin 'pressure' from yankee fans



what a phony and a liar

Bunkerman said...

agree on 2007 - got the numbers up and got the big payday.

Bud said...

i'm so sick of peter gammons protecting and apologizing for the baseball players

"yesterday was a very tough and courageous thing for A-fraud to do"


huh???? was it tuffer than stickin a needle in his ass................give me a f'ng break...........steroids helped him make 600million guaranteed



stop apologizing for him




PS.....peter still not sure if clemens was using......loooooooooooooooool

Bud said...

Bman in case Geithner logs on this morning ... what are the main things he need to focus on in his 'plan' ??

mern said...

ya stockbroker 101 teaches whenever someone says "honestly" they r lying.

lets use it in a sentence.

i honestly dont know what i was putting into my body. LOOOOOOL

elton brand going down was the best thing for the sixers. i never understood pissing 80 mil down that drain. maurice spreights is the real deal.

i think the sixers can finish 4th in the east.

1. lebron
2. magic
3. celts
4. hawks or sixers

Bunkerman said...

His plan must be capacious.

And don't be so greedy ... let the private investors make money ...

mfl59 said...

"courageous thing to do"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


uhhh...what choice did he have? a courageous thing to do would be to pay back some of that ridiculous contract...or donate a chunk of it to charity....

The Yankees will never ever win a championship with him on the team....never

Bunkerman said...

A problem with a lot of government programs they've created is they've negotiated a great deal for the government - so the program lies unused and the effort wasted.

Last summer's home mortgage relief is a case in point - big talk .... created unworkable program.

Profits are the key.

Spin-em said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Bud said...

hypocrite ?? uhhh.......i use drugs and openly admit it...........i've never misrepresented myself



PS......'escape reality of his life'.........true..........lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Spin-em said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
mfl59 said...

Spin employing the ground and pound early this week....going to take a man's effort to slow him down....

Spin-em said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Bud said...

no question.............spin goin the A-fraud route today......attack the messenger


i may have to retreat and regroup for another day

Frosty said...

bring back the 70's...a time when ballers took drugs to have fun within the game..pitching a world series game on the Merny drug of choses, LSD, that's what I'm talking about...doc ellis could teach these rookie dopers a thing or two.

Frosty said...

"every saturday nite...got naked and stuck each other's assess...'escape reality"

"i may have to retreat and regroup for another day"

"douchebag"

I think so

mern said...

damn spin, bud is not taking PED's, yet he is successful despite that...........

and wud anyone care if someone had a patton on mary jane, and it was legal?

looking at the size of that bong and how he was holding it, i wud say phelps is a total cooker. i see nothing wrong with that, other than the fact uncle sammy says its bad.

uncle sammy says yes to cigs and alcohol which kill millions a yr and no to mary jane which last i checked, hasnt killed anyone.

i see philly is going to bi monthly trash pickup. i can smell marcus hook from here.

Spin-em said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Spin-em said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Bud said...

78 sox collapse


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



well played sir.......well played indeed

Bud said...

wtf frosty???? you gonna cut and paste my witty lines

is that your idea of new material ???


pfffffffffffffffft

Frosty said...

Bud huddled in the corner hugging his vermont teddybear collection...I feel your fear...no worries, I'll call off the dogs.

SORRY

mern said...

spinny i emailed your boy a pic of the freaky chix from jamaica.

best tat ever!

"enjoy the ride"

her feet were quite dirty though.

im tella ya by midnite i was doing things to her i wudnt do to a farm animal or bob or sal.

i was picking corn out of my teeth the next am and some jerk chicken.

mfl59 said...

Bunkerman your boy Geitner is an unipressive speaker imo....

mfl59 said...

Hey Dodd what about that "special" rate you got on your Countrywide mortgage pal? stop pointing fingers at others ya douche...

Bunkerman said...

"my boy" Geitner .... uhhhh

His TALF expansion sounds OK.

The rest - don't know details.

mfl59 said...

liquidation time for the Obama fund?

mfl59 said...

liquidation time for the Obama fund?

Frosty said...

is Krypto every wrong...she's the best.

Bud said...

call off the dogs


looooooooooooooooool


i should have realized..........bob set me up.........anyway...i'm too busy today...........joe torre jr on fire


"surrender"

Frosty said...

Bunky your heros another round of shock and blah...govt to stress test banks...stress test banks, perhaps a bit tardy there.

put call .67 this morning, this bear never rallies from those levels...pushing fast forward indeed.

Bud, want a private email of the spreadsheet?

I think so, just say please.

Bud said...

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine
Top Ten

"Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"
"Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales"
"Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"
"Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"
"It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"
"Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"
"This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"
"Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"
"Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"
"It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"

mern said...

ROFL jeter wud never hit that!

Bunkerman said...

no liquidating - the stimulus bill will pass.

The TALF expansion is good.

Beefer traders selling on the news - no real buyers are selling.

Frosty said...

uh Bud...just post a link...we want it will go get it.

mfl59 said...

Bunkerman your optimism is quite impressive....especially in the face of such nonsense...

mfl59 said...

lmaoooooooooo got a phone # for Jeter....lmaoooooooooooooooooo

Spin-em said...

buddy stealin others lines cuz he only has 2 tricks..like the ol Lassie dog.....bark loud(fnin queer..yankees suck.."jim") and.....pick up your leg(a ? to bunky).......maybe if ur a good girl...merny will lick your azz.........


lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

mern said...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009_swimsuit/models/danica-patrick/?bcnn=yes

is danica really this hot, or air brushing?

WOW

Bunkerman said...

printing money cures much disease.

mern said...

wow spin what do u want me to do with that?

thats the biggest meatball ive ever seen!

wud u like a free pass or wud u like me to take u deep? about 550 feet, deep.

"oh yeah, well i slept with your wife......."

Bud said...

'post a link'


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


good one bob



PS......ya.....i need that spreadsheet......no toilet paper in the house today

Frosty said...

"no toilet paper in the house today"

nononono shit...mixed metaphors indeed.

mfl59 said...

Meredith putting the finishing touches on her make up....

mfl59 said...

Ben looks very fit....very healthy....his playoff beard has gotten a bit more gray, however...

Spin-em said...

maan..yes it has

Bud said...

where and what tiem is meredith today ??? or was that a joke


i been roughed up pretty good today......off my game

mfl59 said...

Bunkerman isnt it about time you ran for the House seat in your district sir? or do you not think you can oust Mr. Blue Oyster himself, Barney Frank...

Bunkerman said...

Barney is not my Rep. My rep is a crook, thief & lecher, John Tierney.

Frosty said...

Bunkerboyzz...2-14 is approaching fast...these are the worst of times (Bunky heros indeed), make sure it is the best of times for the bunkergals.

Sal, Mark...Tom will only manning the suicide hot line until 6pm fyi

(570) 963-6719

Bud said...

omg.........larry bowa

" i am shocked that A-fraud took steroids "


this guy is shocked ?? huh??? he spent his whole career in dugouts and he is shocked........i've never been in a majorleague dugout and i knew A-fraud was juiced


larry bowa is a bafoon and a moron.......dodgers shud can him for stupidity

mfl59 said...

"call the cops"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mern said...

my father hated bowa for crying after losing to the dodgers in 77.

bowa is a complete, emotional train wreck.

spin when u see JPM on the caller id, its me.

ill call u around 3pm

Spin-em said...

sorry busy... .99/lb chicken roaster in the oven

Spin-em said...

Id take Bowa

mfl59 said...

Meredith called Geithner a "hack amateur"......

what say you Bunkerman?

mern said...

is this a depression?

Bunkerman said...

Gosh, a stock analyst is now the Goddess of the Universe of Finance.

What is the feminine of "hack" ?

Hackeuse ? Hacktrix ? Hackette ?

Hmmm such hubris ... un tel orgueil ... a fall is coming soon ... the gods will decree it and are probably planning it on Olympus now.

Bud said...

.99lb chicken



lmaoooooooooooooooooooo spin

Bunkerman said...

General Motors CEO says co in a 'crisis' - Detroit News (2.77 -0.06) -Update-

Detroit News reports co chairman and CEO Rick Wagoner said GM is conducting an intensive review of most aspects of its business, saying the company is in a "crisis."

Gosh, such perspicasity in a CEO.

Spin-em said...

this is BS...Bunning has a cold...not the full Wrath of Khan chin music heater

Aroid snffff how bouta lil help?

mern said...

man i havent been this sick since 98 when im pretty sure i had Malaria. pretty sure i had it. i went to dr, 2 times for tests, they found nothing. a few yrs later i read an article about malaria and was convinced that is what made me sick for about 2 months in early 98.

today ive had about 4 pints of pee come out of my bum.

Bunkerman said...

Geitner's mistake was to raise expectations on the "bad bank bs" - he should have just stuck to the TALF expansion, foreclosures, etc.

Spin-em said...

Geitner(Kevin Bacon Animal House)..ALL IS WELL...ALL IS WELL!!!(just before being steamrolled)

Bunkerman said...

lol ... this is Geitner's moment analogous to Ben's Maria trist slip of the tongue.

Spin-em said...

enjoy the ride mern

mern said...

i did, ty.

now i have HIV, probably........

Spin-em said...

probably not...wolf....WOLF!!!!!

Frosty said...

"he better be swinging by monday"

Spin-em said...

DISCLIMER: "whether or not MR HELPER(what movie?) checks himself out is not dependent on this board."

mern said...

spin given that its 2009 wud u rather catch HIV or Herpes?

im leaning towards HIV..........