Thursday, September 25, 2008

Progress ...

No, I did not watch W's speech. From the clips, it was poor as usual. Saying he's no Ronald Reagan is like saying a Little League kid is no Babe Ruth. His explanations to Homo Boobus don't really work well, as he's Lord of the Boobs himself. I should be wearing a bag over my head for supporting him in 2000 vs. Big John. Ugh !

But Barney Frank seems to be pushing this through with Hank the Tank. Although he's a liberal, at least Barney Frank has a brain. Unlike the current Democratic nominee. Or Nancy of the Nanny State. Big John McCain shows some leadership in getting to DC - he needs to knuckle some of the foolish Republicans. Gosh, I am sickened more and more by them and their antics.

By the way, I wish some of those distressed mortgage securities were available in retail size lots. I'd buy some at 15%. Pricing is ridiculously low even with overestimated default and loss rates.

Some more news ...

I see that SEC Chairman Cox reads this blog … a little of it.
“Christopher Cox, chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission, told the Senate banking committee that “significant opportunities” for manipulation existed in the market for credit default swaps, which offers a kind of insurance against companies defaulting on their debt” – Financial Times

And: Mr Cox said: “This potential for unfettered naked shorting and the lack of regulation . . . are cause for great concern.”

And finally Elmer is getting the raspberry he so deserves: In 2000, Alan Greenspan, the former Federal Reserve chairman, said explicit regulation of OTC derivatives transactions was “unnecessary”.

And: Mr Cox’s call follows moves by New York state to bring parts of the CDS sector under the control of its insurance supervisors from January.

Since the ARE insurance contracts, why not ?

Here’s an example a non-posting friend sent me: “In one notorious case, a small hedge fund agreed to insure UBS AG … the Swiss banking giant, from losses related to defaults on $1.3 billion of sub prime mortgages for an annual premium of about $2 million. The trouble was, the hedge fund set up a subsidiary to stand behind the guarantee -- and capitalized it with just $4.6 million. As long as the loans performed, the fund made a killing, raking in an annualized return of nearly 44 percent.” [quoted from a Reuters article]. Is that example not fraud ?

Housing

Data for the national median existing-home price for all housing types:
For Q4 2007, that number was 205,700 on average.
For Q1 2008, the number was $196,300.
For March, $200,700;
For April, that number was $202,300.,
May was 208,300.
June was $215,100;
July $212,400;
August, $203,100.

Does anyone notice a monthly trend in median prices resembling a bottom?

There's more: Inventory:
April – 4.55 million
May – 4.49 million;
June – 4.49 million;
July 4.67 million;
August – 4.26 million.

Data really seem to show the problem is being resolved.

Markets

Doing nothing. Alpha Fund is about 125% long with 1/2 in CVX, DVN, RIG and FCX and 1/2 in BAC and JPM, plus a smidge of MBI for a speculation.

Word of the Day

"Tessera" - noun [$10, $1000 depending on meaning]; plural "tesserae"
Tessera means 1a. (Ancient History) A small quadrilateral tablet of wood, bone, ivory or the like, used for various purposes, as a token, tally, ticket, label, etc.; 1b. a distinguishing sign or token; a watchword or password (the earliest use in English); 2a. each of a small square (usually cubical) pieces of marble, glass, tile, etc. of which a mosaic pavement or the like is composed; 2b. any one of the quadrilateral divisions into which a surface is divided by intersecting lines, e. g. by lines of latitude and longitude; 2c. (Zoological) each of the paltes of which the carapace of an armadillo is composed.
Sentence: Congress and the Executive are sorting through various tesserae to arrive at a complete mosaic for the refinancing of the illiquid mortgage securities on the books of the nation's banks.

Bonus Word

Here's an interesting "derivative" word from the OED:
"Tesseract" - noun [$1000]
Tesseract means a four dimensional hypercube
Sentence: Bunkerman is such a square in so many dimensions that he's a tesseract.

54 comments:

Bunkerman said...

GE cuts guidance, cuts stock purchase plan. Maintains dividend through 2009.

Sheesh, another example of how stock buybacks are insane.

Bud said...

wow Bman

every prediction you made about hedge funds and ceo compensation and derivatives turned out to be 100000% true

i re-read mondays post.....dodd and frank and shelby and schumer and bunning shud read it too

map to normality indeed

Bunkerman said...

lolol Bud, yes I was right on the money on the big items, but being too optimistic about the world ... so have not made money this year on being right.

I also thought most were smart enough to have matched CDS books with net zero exposure. And tha tfunding of illiquid MBS with overnight paper. Incredibly greedy and stupid hogs.

I guess I'm too much of an optinmist.

But being right let me survive.

mern said...

this is a mid cycle slow down?

Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin says the United States could be headed for another Great Depression if Congress doesn't act on the financial crisis.

mccain taking a break from the campaign to use hooked on phonics to learn how to read a balance sheet.

ron paul, and jesse ventura get it!

neither obama or mccain get it. but lets look at it philosophically.

obama is socially liberal. ie, teach sex ed (with some abstitence) but mostly safe sex. (like jesse pointed out on l king. the only take away from the palins teenage pregnancy is teaching abstinence does not work, DUH!). gay marraige, who give a fuck? just dont make me watch. seperation of church and state. evolution. a womens right to chose. legalize the green. u know all that crazy stuff.

the repubs are socially repressed. they practice a wide stance in public restrooms and then lie. if u get raped, u have to pay for the rape test. women dont have a right to chose. many think the world is 14k yrs old. and seperation of church and state is now an antiquated notion.

the dems are fiscally stupid!
the repubs are fiscally stupid!

a lot of political chatter in my office, but they all have mccain bumper stickers. i dont say anything, but they ( like the bman, sorry to say, are whistling past the grave yard). these people are not even close to being in the highest tax bracket (that i work with).

they are simply voting with their wallets.

ive done a lot of research on both candidates tax agendas. its pretty simple under big mac the richest 5% will see break. the rest more of the same.

obama is going to kill the top 5% and hook up the bottom 80% (which, except me, is my entire office).

so they are voting simply on taxes, and they are going to get fucked if the guy they vote for wins.

not to mention a creationist anti semite will be VP.

if obama gets in, u have a black panther who truly hates white people.

given whiteys track record the last 500 yrs, cant say i blame him...................

well the election is down to white women. do they end up voting for the right becuase of palin, even though she is clearly anti women. or do they take the dark meat, who is clearly pro women?

well i have flipped two women in my office, very quitely.

u guys can call or email me, for comments about what i am seeing on the front line. but OMG, the mothership is a big winner in this mess!

im taking a gud look at CHK, GS, the mothership, and may buy some.

ive been 100% long munis or in cash for over a yr, and while i didnt make the jack on the darkside, ive got a big line to roll with on the long side if i chose.

"the economy is fundamentally strong"

your boy, a week before capitalism ended................

enuff said, he is bush sr and his running mate makes cheney look ok.

i promise u this, unless u in that top 5%. if mccain wins. i swear on my parents grave that u wud rather be fucked up the ass each and every day for the next 4 yrs than watch those 2 destroy america.

i wud rather take a big fat black cock up my ass, with no lube, every single minute of every single day for 4 yrs than watch what happens if mccain gets in there.

Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?

EXACTLY!

Spin-em said...

attaboy Kanjorski... PA boy not sounding so bitter is he

mfl59 said...

anyone seen Mern?

Bunkerman said...

Uh mern ... a typical Obama lie - he says he's not raising taxes on the lower income people BUT when he raises taxes on dividends, he raises taxes on every old person with some savings like my Mom.

At least with dividends under Bush, she can get out of the 45% tx rate making about $40K per year due to social security taxation rules.

Just like Clinton-Gore in 1992 when they raise taxes on middle income elderly while flatly LYING and saying that only millionaires pay more.

mern said...

some how bman, i dont think your mom needs to worry.

your spin is wrong, ive looked a ton of non partisan research.

MOST people dont own stocks outside of their 401k except people with 7 figured net worths.

i am already getting the bumper stickers ready.

i remember in 93, every other car in jax florida had a bump sticker that read "DONT BLAME ME I VOTED FOR BUSH!"

um, nothing really bad happened, did it?

"DONT BLAME ME I VOTED FOR THE WALKING DEAD AND A CREATIONIST!"

PINKO COMMI RAG!

95% of the country is better off with obama than mccain.

100% of the country is better off with ron paul, but he didnt make the ticket.

so we pick between a douche bag and steaming pile of dog shit!

im taking the douche bag!

mern said...

bman, in english, what is dennis miller saying?

;-)

Bunkerman said...

sheesh .. "capialism ended" ... when they finally start to kick the beefers in the balls like Teddy Roosevelt did 100 years ago, they screech like wimps and moan, omg, "capitalism has ended".

They need to crush those financial vikings and wipe out half of them.

OMG, "capitalism has ended" - whine, moan, cry ... Mommy, they won't let me print new shares to sell short like Jay Gould did in 1869.

Sheesh.

Bunkerman said...

it's odd that most retired people I know do own some stocks & do not have 7 figure net worths.

maverick said...

can't wait for the big fat black cock show

Bunkerman said...

dioxymonohydrostinate = H2O = water.

Otherwise a bunch of rambling nonsense.

Bunkerman said...

America' foreign policy is stupid. The long oxymoronic metaphor is not needed.

mfl59 said...

Id like to know how Jeffrey Immelt still has a job at GE...7 years at the helm...and that company seems to be a mess....hit the road pal...

Bunkerman said...

yes, he has not performed well. Big disappointment.

Bunkerman said...

hmmm these economic numbers suck ... Congress better move or mern will be right about the R word.

Rich panic starting to hurt the common man.

mfl59 said...

Bunkerman what does this "bailout" mean for the stock market going forward, in your opinion? I know you are a bull still but try to be objective...thanks...

Spin-em said...

Bunkerman what does this "bailout" mean for the stock market going forward, in your opinion? I know you are a bull still but try to be objective...thanks...


mfl tossin a backhand....the translation (Shrute)..that Bmen is blinded by the bull and cant see the truth as mfl sees as bearish.......lol

mfl59 said...

nonononono Shrute sir...

I am neither bullish nor bearish...

I am a daytrader for now....

Spin-em said...

better watchout Immelt..theres talk of the high heater round here...lol

Spin-em said...

"Im sorry" then mfl

mfl59 said...

are you though?

lmaoooooooooooooo

Spin-em said...

looooooooooooooooooool

whompppp(ring on)

Bunkerman said...

French is over. Hmmm market firm.

Bunkerman said...

In my verily humble opinion, if "Investment in America" passes [no bailout as getting assets cheap and will make money ;-)) ], then market firms and goes up to around 1300+. Then when housing has more good data with lower mortage rates, market starts moving up in new bull market.

Jobs will firm, too.

Rich will slowly get greedy again as fear dissipates. Maybe they will be smart & invest like Krypto.

Bunkerman said...

hmmm must have been a lot of shorts in GE looking for far worse news.

Frosty said...

Bunky...sounds like you are suffering from rich man's panic syndrome.

Bunkerman said...

lol, no ... I am nearly de-stressed.

Alpha Fund is protected and in a good position to profit.

Frosty said...

oh my...just noticed Bud is acting like a human being today...yes the end of life on earth is near.

Bunkerman said...

maybe Bud just loosened his turbin


;-)

Bud said...

listen you f'ng goat lover

don't try to be nice with me.......i don't like you ....i'll never like you


human being indeed

Spin-em said...

"maybe Bud just loosened his turbin "


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bud said...

i'm goin thru about 3 turbans a day in this market

Bman do you think Hank's plan sets us up for a rally from here?? i think it does

only problem......we don't have enough elephants for a stampede now......more like pack of deer.....and we know there are dirtbags like frosty hidin in the bushes to shoot deer

f'ng pussy scumbag....he makes me puke

Frosty said...

atta boy, you were creeping me out...apocalypse on hold for now...all is right with the world...carry on, false alarm.

Bunkerman said...

yes, I think a rally to around 1300+.

THere is stil a huge amout of beefer $ on sidelines, or short.

And ther won't be too many sellers, either.

But bears will try something. I suppose the R word again.

Problem with that is historically stock sgo up when recession actually hits.

mern said...

bud doesnt your girl palin hunt more than bob?

your boy mccain suspended his campaign to learn how to read a balance sheet. probably shud know how to do that by age 72, and 26 yrs in the senate, but who am i too judge.

nibbled on GS and CHK for the long term, which is more than 30 days!

for long swipes in almost 18 months.

probably early, just like i was calling the stagger lee bear.

if obama was a creationist and said the economy was fundamentally sound 2 weeks ago, u wud never stop crushing him.

take off the ether mask, look around, and vote for the guy that will actually help the shrinking middle class.

bob, scotty, mike, sal, mark: we all have enough money (sorta). maybe its time we vote and not think about our own wallets.

ya i know the repubs are for small govt, and fiscal discipline, as we have seen with president mush!

pfffffffft

the GOP needs to drop the bible thumpin and get back to what it is gud at. running a fiscally sound budget and killing.

abortions and capital punishment for all!

mfl59 said...

the only way this mkt goes higher is if shorts cover...simply no real demand for stocks underneath....all these rules and "bailouts" are doing is preventing the inevitable....

no, wait, nancy pelosi and harry reid can fix this....lmaoooo

Alexander Hamilton weeps in his grave...

Bunkerman said...

only middle class Obama will help are the people he hires for bureaucrat jobs and other "community organizers"

more pigs at the trough.

Frosty said...

gesh mark...what is Tom chop liver ($1.79lb)...this tape goes no where without scranton in the game.

Bunkerman said...

uh mern, since you are anti-religious nuts, why do you give Obama a pass on his churchging ?

I bet he attended a lot more church than McCain in past 20 years.

Obama never had a real job - sheesh, what a President - a professional moocher.

mfl59 said...

yes he was a "community organizer" in Chicago....lmaooooooooooooo

mfl59 said...

there's amother fiscal stimulus package coming?

"jim" must be pissed....he makes so much money...why should he pay for that? he's got land to attend to...

Spin-em said...

"Bunkerman what does this "bailout" mean for the stock market going forward, in your opinion? I know you are a bull still but try to be objective...thanks..."

nonononono Shrute sir...

I am neither bullish nor bearish...

the only way this mkt goes higher is if shorts cover...simply no real demand for stocks underneath....all these rules and "bailouts" are doing is preventing the inevitable....

no, wait, nancy pelosi and harry reid can fix this....lmaoooo

Alexander Hamilton weeps in his grave...

"Are you sure about those 2 minutes?"(My Cousin Vinny)

Bud said...

right......'raw land'


looooooooooooooooooooooool

Spin-em said...

gesh mark...what is Tom chop liver ($1.79lb)...this tape goes no where without scranton in the game.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah ..go fuck yourself "mark"

mfl59 said...

touche Spinny...

lmaoooooooooo

Scranton bitch slap indeed

Bunkerman said...

mfl sounds like a determinist - "It is written ... so shall it happen"

Uh ... I don't think the Delphic oracle has commented on US rich man's crisis.

Maybe some other holy text ?

;-)

Bunkerman said...

human free will means nothing is written.

Please put $10 in the collection plate for wine.

-Pastor Bman

mfl59 said...

Bunkerman any interest in getting BTU back on the sheets sir?

Bunkerman said...

no re BTU - I am concerned about global warming nuts - coal could be hurt.

mfl59 said...

those look like even better sales in tech Bunkerman....well done sir

mern said...

i am well aware obama has gone to a church that hates white people for a long time.

um he is black, can u blame him?

at least he believes in evolution.

at least he didnt graduate 894 out of 897.

at least he can manage his own family.

at least he doesnt have chats with god and speak in tongues.

at least he can read a balance sheet.

at least he didnt say the economy was fine 2 weeks ago.

at least he is not anti women.

at least he is not an anti semite.

at least he doesnt think women shud pay for a rape testing kit.

at least he can use a computer.

if u think bush and cheney fucked us up. u aint seen shit, if palin/mccain get in.

Frosty said...

Mern...great bumper sticker...might fit on Bunks half track.