Tuesday, December 30, 2008

A New Champion Crowned

The annual Southeast Central Ohio Invitational Pancake Tournament was held on Friday, December 26, 2008 under ominous signs. The sighting of a raven bode ill for the prior two-time champion, Bunkerman. A broken outdoor thermometer also portended the breaking of a streak.

Bunkerman was defending his title on the challenger's home field, aka kitchen. The local supermarket were more than adequate for his improvisational skills to let him prepare a fine entry, viz., chocolate almond pancakes made with whipping cream, sour cream, and an admixture of graham cracker crumbs with a base of Hungry Jack pancake mix. The pancakes, fried perfectly in olive oil and topped with butter and pure maple syrup had a fine delicate favor which enticed the judges to sing paeans of praise.

Then Big Al stepped up to the stove. [FYI, Big Al is a non-posting reader.] His entry evinced weeks of preparation and experimentation. The batter used the identical Hungry Jack base, adding the secret ingredient - cinnamon chips - and chopped apple bits. His cooking skill was superb. The pancakes were perfectly round and browned. But then he used his finely honed culinary skills to create a perfect presentation with a topping of apple slices, confectioners sugar and caramel drips. The final effect was pleasing to the eyes, reminiscent of fine French cuisine. The flavor was superb and the texture and mouth feel were excellent.

The discussion among the judges was cautious. Bunkerman's pancakes were deemed champion quality by all. But those of Big Al were awarded the first place by a unanimous decision, including the vote of the gracious Bunkerman. Big Al accepted the prestigious title of SEC-Ohio Pancake Champion with humility, looking at his shoe laces as he spoke a few words of thanks to the judges.

Bunkerman is planning his comeback ...

Markets

GMAC getting TARP money to convert to a bank and resume auto lending.

Trouble in Gaza .. is that news ?

The Obama Fund may deploy cash soon. A stock list will be posted tomorrow.

Word of the Day

"Eschaton" - noun [$10]
Eschaton means the final things in the order of time.
Sentence: The defeat of Bunkerman in the SEC-Ohio Pancake Tournament altered the eschaton, disturbing the currents of life everywhere. Will the Universe ever return to normalcy ?

55 comments:

Bud said...

what a joke .......... can't make an extra point......chip shot field goal blocked......schiano needs to revoke san san gook's scholarship and boot him off the team

1st and goal from the 2..........and schiano gets all defensive............pffffffffffffft

Spin-em said...

Bud 0-2 plus vig....he gave the dogs the points yesterday and now he's thinking.....should I take the points today???

Bud said...

Bman did you see the article in the wsj the other day......that Russian professor predicting the breaking up of the USA by fall 2010........hogwash.......he's f'ng crazy


PS.....if he's right.....i'll stay with the Republic of Texas

Spin-em said...

"nononono...Im right..yesterday was a fluke...keep pickin the strong favorites today....not many points to give"

Bud said...

i was f'ng red hot end of the college season............this stupid 3 week break cooled me off


and schiano's stupid play calling...........plus i shud have realized.....teams from the big12 north don't respect the big10.......so mizzou didn't get serious til the 4th quarter

Bunkerman said...

That Russian prof was either beimng very clever or very stupid.

Perhaps he was really describing his opinion of the breakup of Russia (whihc I think is likely eventually), in the guise of a story about the US.

Of course an artcile about Russia would not be permitted to be published.

Bunkerman said...

uh guys, never bet on the Big Ten (whatever it's called now) in bowl games. They almost always choke, after partying in the warmer climates.

Spin-em said...

"Big Al"...dont be such a mouse...make a contribution to the fight.....

Bud said...

is 'Big Al' a common man ???


Bman do people in your home-town understand 'hogs at the trough' and 'watering hole' and ' bring back the uptick rule' etc....? or they only interested in making pancakes ??

Spin-em said...

are you insulting Bunks hometown????....Do the people in your hometown only knnow how to make suicide belts???lol

Spin-em said...

Did Cindy get the computer too?

Bud said...

'suicide belts'


lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo



PS.......ummmmmm .....yes......and car bombs

Spin-em said...

Good luck to mfl in the wrastlin tourney....We cant find the results cuz he doesnt want to say where he lives but we figure he's 20 minutes from Mangini's house..so mav..do a hard target search on all high schools in that range....looool

Bud said...

'cindy'


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i had to read that twice.........spin slam dunk for mvp.......it's over

Bunkerman said...

I think most in hometown are "real buyers" if they participate at all.

Of course my metaphors are understood there. Sheesh ... it's a rural area, animal and barnyard metaphors are quite common there.

What a city slicker ...

;)

Spin-em said...

bud why dont you and Mav split the monthly tank charge..why give jim 8hundo when you can give him 4 and keep a lil coin in your pocket?..are his picks that great you need split second action?..lool

Bud said...

mern prolly too embarrassed to show his face.........after all the stupid things he said about andy reid

what a great job by andy reid this year.........it is very very hard to make the playoffs in the nfl..........and mcnabb played terrific in the 2nd quarter against the cowboys........tore the dallas D to shreds


NFC championship game is set.........panthers/eagles at the giants




PS.......tony romo most overrated player in the nfl today......he sucks......throws it up for grabs in big games

Frosty said...

Bunky why are we waiting to buy the list until the new year...I figure the sooner we buy, the sooner we can begin tax loss selling to reduce our 09' taxes.

Spin-em said...

patrick wants you to buy your CX today

Bud said...

does big Al know how to make a paratha ?? very similar to pancakes........has anyone here ever eaten one....they are delicous

are there any indo-pak restaurants in your hometown Bman ?? are there any foreign or exotic restaurants ?? taco bell doesn't count.........nor does louie's pizza

Bunkerman said...

My hometown has a Mexican restaurant and a Chinese place; both have pretty good food.

There is a winery/restaurant nearby that's good, too.

No Indo-Pak.

No French cuisine.

Not even Italian - nearest good one is about 40 miles away.

Pizza is the town favorite, by numbers.

Bunkerman said...

Uh ... I'll post the list when I'm ready.

It's a very inclusive list - I won't buy everything on it. Will wait for good entries.

Bunkerman said...

haha, very funny frosty.

Bunkerman said...

I never heard of "paratha"

Bunkerman said...

From the description and photo in Wiki, "paratha" looks very good.

Bunkerman said...

btw, the new Angus 1/3 lb burgers iat McD are really good. The swiss+mushroom burger is highly recommended.

I liked the latte, too, with no sweetener.

;)

Bunkerman said...

and that latte there was easy to order - no secret handshake required. No Spanish/Italian either.

Bud said...

1/3 lb angus burger at mcdonalds


are you f'ng serious ??? i wouldn't serve that to prisoners.....it looks like crap


i know big Al would never eat it

Spin-em said...

like so many of these "non posters"...Big Al wont tell us

Bud said...

Bman you are 10000% spot on about the secret handshake

at starbux on sunday..........i got the complete opposite drink that i wanted.......and the guy behind the counter made me nervous when he questioned my order


that was very pathetic and lame by me.......hi school kid got me defensive


pffffffffffffffffffft

Spin-em said...

whats happened to our cool hand mern?.... afraid of his boss's now..cant post on company time....what next??...can I take a piss boss..Im shakin it boss..Im shakin it..

Bud said...

'40 years......i been askin for permission.......40 years......i can't squeeze a drop without the boss'


Bamn that's from Shawshank........gonna go see Valkyrie tonite......gotta lay off the college football tonite.....i'm still in pain from last nite

Frosty said...

Bunky...everyone licking their johnnycake chops to buy the break of the inverse hs spiddy...if you don't pay up you miss the train.

Spin-em said...

well my quote was from COOL HAND LUKE......


your going to take ur girl to see angry Valkyrie??? pffttt

Marley and Me and you round home and touch em all..loool

Bunkerman said...

I saw Shawshank before holiday ... uh ... interesting, but not my type of movie.

I prefer the Bourne type of violent retribution.

Spin-em said...

.gotta lay off the college football tonite.....

bullshit......if you nononono want to post em... fine... but sell that somewhere else sister cuz your betting....lool

Bunkerman said...

pretty pathetic inverse H&S ...

The rectangular consoldiation pattern (800 to 1000) top at 1000 seems more meaningfull.

I'd figure the bears will hit any break over the 50 DMA.

No rush.

I'd like a dip to low 800 area to start buying.

Bunkerman said...

btw, johnny cakes are good food for survival camps. easy to make, tasty with bit of jam or fresh picked berries.

Bud said...

'layoff'

lmaooooooooooooooo


i'll be posting my picks later........may have to go Costanza today........i feel like i may be gettin ice cold


PS......not jon secada these days.....she went home for xmas......i already been instructed not to go see Marley and me til she get back

Spin-em said...

I'd like a dip to low 800 area to start buying.

are you that patient bunk?

Spin-em said...

wheres her hometown??..why didnt you go??

Bunkerman said...

lol probably not

Spin-em said...

that question rattle ya?...dont want us to know the real Bud???

I think so....lol

Bud said...

long ok state cowboys -2..................boone pickens v phil knight.......i'll take an oil man over a shoe salesman anyday


long maryland +3........am i takin an acc team.......yes..........i like the terrapins D

Bud said...

west coast of florida.......tampa.....not far from jim i beleive

Bud said...

no......you pussies can't rattle me....was busy in the tank makin money on AAPL.....great alert


'thanks jim'

Frosty said...

sick steve trade...disgusting...I would rather swallow for nickels in the airport restroom.

Bud said...

i bet you would rather swallow........no surprise there.....f'ng queer


PS.......it's not about wishing anyone ill.......i'm merely a ping-pong player

Bud said...

oh boy............am i gonna f'ng enjoy tonite's holiday bowl now..........just realized frosty's from oregon

i shud be home from the movie around 3rd quarter......cowboys put up 50 tonite

Frosty said...

2008 Ray Guy Award winner...only the best for team tbonne...ppffttt...MVP MVP MVP

Spin-em said...

bud taught in the old country to curse when intimidated....son of beeech...poooooosies.... hole of ass!!!

Spin-em said...

your not taking RICE in Houston??..We have a semi non poster that thinks your nuts..lool

Bud said...

holy smokes...........what a day in the tank.....guess i'll be buyin my friends movie ticket.........."i got the popcorn and soda too......you get it next time"


split second action indeed

Bunkerman said...

hmm wondering if someone will be re-computing historical beefer returns to back out those 100% losses due to Madoff.

Bunkerman said...

that WSJ story on the Swiss private bank sheds new insight on the layers of looting by funds of funds and money managers and advisors.

Krypto out performs for dog biscuits.