Monday, January 12, 2009

A Fraud By Any Other Name Is ...

A Fraud.

That is the character of the latest recognized Wall Street "product" sold to the public, viz. the leveraged and short ETFs. THe WSJ and Barron's have had articles in the past week showing how those ETFs are simply bunco scams sold under misleading names to the public.

Here's an example from this week's Barron's -

"SUPPOSE YOU HAD PREDICTED -- correctly, as it turned out -- that the Chinese economy would slow following last summer's Beijing Olympics, causing China's stock markets to tumble. Also suppose that, to profit from your insight, you had invested in the ProShares UltraShort FTSE/Xinhua China 25 , a leveraged exchange-traded fund (ticker: FXP) designed to go up by as much as twice the percentage that the FTSE/Xinhua China 25 Index falls on a given day.

When Chinese stocks crashed by 34% over the following four months, shouldn't you have reaped a gaudy return around 68%? Not exactly. In fact, you would have lost 56%. How can this be?"

Easy. The mountebanks at Proshares, Rydex and others created a product to make themselves and their Street market maker pals money at the public's expense. And the SEC, as usual, played along. All these ETFs that are based on derivatives and not actually holding the true assets are simply casino games. No assets are owned or investments made. The fund has a deal with the Street derivative desks who buy and sell it derivatives to meet the technical fine print "performance" in the fund's prospectus. Never mind that the title of the "fund" is grossly misleading. And to even call these "investments" is a lie. These are no more "investments" than the racing bet slips one gets at the track.

At least at Las Vegas one can know the true odds of a bet. In casino craps - my preferred game - the house take is 1.41% on a pass line bet. If you leverage that with the free odds, you can reduce it to 0.374% at most Las Vegas tables where 3-4-5x free odds bets are allowed. Not bad. But over time you'll lose everything. We all know that.

That principal applies to these derivative-based ETFs. As these "funds" churn up and down, the Street 'vig" is extracted over and over as money flows into and out of these "funds". Don't "invest" in them or use them to "hedge". The Street "vig" will bleed you to death over time.

They are suitable only for day traders to speculate.

Other factors cause large changes, too. The amount of leverage in the fund DOES NOT match the leverage of an actual short or leveraged positions. Any investor on margin knows his leverage changes as the price of the asset changes: the amount of debt is fixed but the net equity moves up and down, changing the leverage ratio. The Street products don't do that as they are based on "notional" derivatives. So these "funds" are not suitable for hedgers, either.

"Investors" in the oil ETF know this by now. When the USO was created, its price was about equal to the price of a barrel of oil. Now it's price is about $31, but the price of a barrel of oil is about $39. So "investors" in oil have lost about 20% of their "investment" more that the actual value of a barrel of oil have fallen. Nice.

Thanks, SEC, for letting these bunco artists loose on the public.

Speaking of frauds ...

Another hedge fund bites the dust.

"Harbinger Capital, the activist US hedge fund headed by Philip Falcone that shot to fame in 2007 with a lucrative bet against subprime mortgages, joined the list of funds restricting withdrawals for investors a day before the end of last year, according to two investors.
Harbinger’s main fund rose almost 43 per cent in the first six months of last year but lost all its profits and ended the year down 27.1 per cent. After redemptions and losses, the fund now manages about $6bn, one investor said, down from a peak of almost $20bn last summer."

Aw, shucks ...

Word of the Day

"Pulchritude" - noun [$10] literary; "Pulchritudinous" - adjective. A Mencken word.
Pulchritude means beauty.
Pulchritudinous means possessing or relating to beauty.
Sentence: The pulchritudinous schemes of the creators of the leveraged and short ETFs would be deeply appreciated by Dutch Shultz, who loved the numbers racket in old New York City. Over time, he got it all.

89 comments:

Bud said...

fine post Bman.............but.......ummm....well i've been doin ok trading SRS and SKF so i want them to stay 'legal'


PS.....the only problem with your argument is all this is easily known to any 'investor' if he/she does the homework........a scam or fraud hides the truth

Bud said...

beefers goin down left and right ......so who is left to drive your stocks in the obama fund up ???


not many elephants at the watering hole these days.......heck.......not many bison either..........a few straggling deer.......plenty of water

Spin-em said...

Electric Gold Mist for ya Bunk...

http://gm-volt.com/2009/01/11/cadillac-converj-extended-range-electric-vehicle/

Bunkerman said...

you're a trader - they are made for you.

I think they should be forced to be re-named: add the word "DayTrade" to the titles.

"Ultrashort Daytrade ...."
Prospectus should state they are not suitable for investment, ...

Bunkerman said...

a scam or fraud just makes the truth hard to get.

Which these do.

I wonder how many financial advisors have miss-invested client money with these ?

Bunkerman said...

over time the "rich" will re-invest in solid investments - then my Obama Fund stock swill go up bigtime.

Bunkerman said...

I'd have to see the cost and mileage numbers for an electric car - but since I mostly drive it to town - 3 miles - it might make sense.

Spin-em said...

cost? Dont you think its a good idea to keep the $$'s at home rather than sending it the these assheads who have had us over a barrel forever?...

maverick said...

never really cared for the term "daytrader" but trading in this market is the only game in town.

even the brother in law a
"financial planner" admits trading the only way to make money in this market

buy and hold dead for now but I agree it will return at some point....but may be 5 to 20 years

Bunkerman said...

To some extent I agree, Spin. That's why I normally buy American tools, cars, etc.

I'd still like to see the numbers to understand the miles I get for every dollar, especially if I'm gonig to be driving an oversized golf cart instead of a big, safe car.

I wonder how the extra electrical power will be generated: US coal or nuclear or ???

Bunkerman said...

Well, I think trading works if one is good and pays attention. But overall it's a zero sum game.

Bunkerman said...

Most people can't do it.

I used to do it well, but now I don't think I could pay attention sufficiently now.

Spin-em said...

oversized golf cart ...looooool...you ever drive a golf cart??...tell me... when was the lsat time you drove one and it wasnt fun?....and if everybody drove em...alot safer....patrick may not like that one but..f-him..lool ....Im just sayin...lol

Bunkerman said...

I remember driving what would have been a gold cart around the factory where I worked as an assisant mechanic one summer about 45 years ago.

But it missed the "fun" feature of modern golf carts - the bar.

I suspect a bar will not be permitted in electric cars.

Bunkerman said...

sure, "safer" with those 18 wheelers behind you hinking like mad.

lolololol

an electric coffin.

Bunkerman said...

honking

Spin-em said...

loool

how many 18 wheelers on your 3 mile trip?....lets keep doing the same stupid thing over and over...let the guys kid next door get killed over it instead of using our brains and changing.....is that something you'd be interested in?....let the next guy worry about it..pffftttt

Bunkerman said...

When I take my dog, Sky to sheep herding, I have to drive on the Interstates thrugh Boston. How is an electric car going to do that ?

When I go to the MG range to practice, I go on an INtersate for about 30 miles - plenty of trucks on it.

So am I to have two cars instead on the one that works now ?

Why not just take the oil from the Arabs ?

Btw, rural and small town America provides most of the soldiers, not the cities with their subways & trains.

Bunkerman said...

Nuclear power to make electricity to produce hydrogen would work, but the greenies won't permit it.

They oppose anything that works.

Spin-em said...

lets build a subway in Ottumwa, Iowa ...stats can be altered to make any argument....


why not jus take the oil from the Arabs...

there ya have it folks...thats why nothing gets done...its easier..

Bunkerman said...

uh .. I meant permanently take it all at once ... with tanks, planes etc.

Bunkerman said...

still am awaiting the rebuttal to the electric coffin vs. 18 wheeler argument.

Heck, even a UPS truck is a monster vs. the electric coffin.

Bunkerman said...

nothing gets done because the greeenies want everyone to ride bicycles and use outhouses.

Real solutions like nuclear power, deep water drilling, are shunted aside for the wind, corn, solar crapola.

I'm still awaiting the rebuttal argument for where the electric poser will come from. That would be a huge increase in demand.

Only nuclear or coal would work.

mfl59 said...

andy reid....well....he ain't going nowhere....get used to his mug merny....

Bud thanks for the mush on the Giants....pffttt

Bunkerman said...

by the way, those "Smart cars" that are like cubes are ultra high mileage and available now.

I saw a lot in Rome. Very practical there.

Maybe one should get consumers to buy those first.

Bunkerman said...

this electric car crap is like W's big hydrogen push a few years ago - boob bait for the Booboise.

Bud said...

i guess no mern again this week............'fat andy' keeps winning


lo-iq indeed

Spin-em said...

sorry busy tradin Bunk...my silence doesnt mean I had a V8 moment.... slapped my head and said BUNKY'S RIGHT!!!...lool

Spin-em said...

take the oil fro the Arabs...cripes...from your armchair in your library?

Spin-em said...

Big Al shaken his head with that one......

Spin-em said...

Bunk with alotta let the other guy do it.....let those guys drive the smart cars....let small towners fight....why should I do shit??.......Im thinkin it was mom that has been winning these pancake contests in Ohio.....IF only Al could tell us the real deal.....

mfl59 said...

MVP MVP MVP

Bunkerman said...

I'm not for letting the other guy do it, but electric cars don't work ... like windmills, corn power and solar don't work for the big needs.

Just boob bait for the Booboise - feel good stuff for the circle ...

If electric cars are sooooo great, why aren't they used in Europe where gas prices are still mile high ?

Electric cars don't provide for the transporation needs of the modern person.

Bunkerman said...

btw, my house/office temperature is 65F days, 55F nights.

Uh ... who has equal or lower than that ?

[heat is fuel oil, btw]

Spin-em said...

well since you asked.. 22 degrees out 67 in house US nat gas on? no us electric on? no...US corn burner on?..you heard me..lool no .Sun shining like a banche southern window blinds open...

Spinny 1 US Farmers 1 Arabs 0 Bunker 0

stop...put your gold helmet on... cuzyou wont win this battle sir...lol

mfl59 said...

wow this is a classic heavyweight fight....balboa-creed II.....

who will flinch first? spin? bunkerman?

Bunkerman said...

uh and when the clouds come ?

or sun goes down ?

The sun does go down every day, no ?

And in PA they do have clouds, no ?

Bunkerman said...

this is soo easy.

Bunkerman said...

OK, Spin is not too far (I think) from 3-mile Island so at least he uses some nuke power.

Plenty of nukes, in MA, too - Seabrook is about 20 mile north.

Bunkerman said...

that long fly was caught, Spin - no run scored.

You struck out on my spitter .. oops splitter.

Bunkerman said...

True, the US farmers are scoring, but the US poor are paying for it. Even the cost of some corn muffins way up.

US Farmers 1, US Starving poor - 0.

Another strike.

maverick said...

"55 degrees at night"
cripes who needs a fridge
just roll over and pour one

Frosty said...

non posters stay warm burning stacks of broken 401k, pension and broker statements...at least keeps the tears of broken dreams from freezing on their face...the endless inwestor winter indeed.

Spin-em said...

that long fly was caught, Spin - no run scored.

BS I scored..lol ....Pete Rosed ya at the plate

Bunk did ya ever let the teachers talk or did ya tell em to take a seat with the rest of the students and run the class from your know it all book..lmaoo


believe it or not....8 hours of no energy use means something...to me only I guess.lool.....Berwick Nuke 40 miles as the radioactive iodide flies

Spinny 2 US Farmers 1 Arabs 0 Bunker 0(sit dowwwwnnn!!!)

Spin-em said...

US Starving poor - 0.

give...me...a f-n...break...looool

If your going to toss that crappy pitch..do your team a favor and hit the showers now

Spinny 3 US Farmers 1 Arabs 0 Bunker 0

Spin-em said...

Ill be back..lool

Spin-em said...

endless inwestor winter indeed.


looooooooool

Spin-em said...

I feel a pitch high and tight coming from the new insult book..loool

Bud said...

'mush on the Giants'


gimme a f'ng break !!! how come i didn't 'mush on the Ravens' ??


a few extra units indeed

Bunkerman said...

endless investor winter ... will end when the hedge funds are liquidated.

Spin-em said...

heres a lil corn tinder for Bud..Gmac a Reno Bighorn of the D league with 2 ex Cusers D Greene and Brown

Bud said...

donte greene..... he sucks

where is preston shumpert ??? he light it up for the bighorns

Bud said...

what the heck is corn tinder anyway ???

Bunkerman said...

Hmm for fun ...
S is for Sunboy freezing under the clouds;
P is for pelting arguments [pelting means pitiful, paltry from the new insult dictionary ;) ]
I is for Iodide - hope you have some KI pills [as I do] ;
N is for nonino thoughts as I dance on home plate.

Bunk grand slam !!!

Spin-em said...

well Ill give ya run for that..at least ya made an effort..sun boy....lmaooo

Bunkerman said...

one run !? ... a might tough scorekeeper indeed.

Frosty said...

it's inwestor not investor.."pat" o budda indeed.

Bunkerman said...

I think my "starving poor" argument scored, too.

Just think of a poor southerner having to pay double for a bowl of grits ... price of corn is still way up.

;)

Bunkerman said...

If at first ...

S is for soybeans at $10;
P is for Pigs at 62, not 42, thanks to $4 corn;
I is for irritation of higher cost of Spam;
N is for Nuclear Power that solves all energy problems

Another grand slam !

Frosty said...

B buy high
U underpreform
N nononono go nigga fund
K kick the dog
Y yank spin's chain

mfl59 said...

if that doesnt bring out the kbar nothing will.......

Spin-em said...

-1..Bud will tell ya....posting the same idea frowned upon....loool

good tell though...note to index card....psychological warfare leaves bunker vulnerable to attacks

Bud said...

F Faggot

R

O bend Over

S

T

Y



well........that's all i cud come up with....i think you guys get the picture

Bunkerman said...

no psycho warfare points ... just a determined fighter.

Bud said...

ya...........that's a flag on the Bman.............15 yards personal foul


no repeating allowed

Frosty said...

CRPH stock of the week...nonono dumped the troops, last weeks news...we like EXM this week buy buy buy...thanks jim.

Bunkerman said...

Hmmm EXM is in Obama Fund.

Spin-em said...

bend over for O???lmaoooooo.....1 run just because

Frosty 5 Spinny 3 US Farmers 1 Bud 1Arabs 0 Bunk 2

Bud said...

i bet frosty wishes 'we weren't friends no more '..........is that repitition ?? yes........but that's ok............i like it

Bunkerman said...

hmm Maybe S is for the wide Stance ?

Bunkerman said...

that is, in f-r-o-S-t-y

Frosty said...

T tap tap tap...indeed...let's give your idiot son a hand.

Frosty said...

did I say idiot...SORRY...that is just wrong...go with weak and unprepared.

Bunkerman said...

hmm "idiot" is in the Samuel Johnson dictionary ...

from French idiot/idiote (M/F) ... "a fool, a natural, a changling; one without power of reason."

Bunkerman said...

lovely market ...

Spin-em said...

I thought we were using putid or asshead for Bud...Frosty playin Ravens-like D

mfl59 said...

first man to find mern wins MVP for the month...

Bud said...

atta boy Bman.........that's the spirit...........remember the goal is to get Bob so frusturated he begs for mercy......and then we....


' call off the dogs'

Bunkerman said...

hmmmm ... last time mern disappeared awhile he was in jail, no ?

Otherwise he must be house-hunting in Costa Rica.

Spin-em said...

last time mern vanished.. he was kayakin cat 5's up here

Bunkerman said...

hmm "fopdoodle" - a fool, an insignificant wretch.

This distionary of insults should be named 101 synonyms and variations of "wretch"

Spin-em said...

thats a good one...any word with doodle in it..lol

Spin-em said...

was Sammy Johnson drinkin the mead when he wrote that book?..lol

Frosty said...

Bunky...what is the double load point uncle tom fund stocks...a lil front running couldn't hurt at this point.

Spin-em said...

wireless doppler 24 out 66 and droppin inside..loool...heat going on Sun boy out

Bunkerman said...

frosty, the Obama Fund is not far from even for the year since inception, so no adding planned unless stocks fall more, or more time goes by.

Looks down just 2%. No adds unless I get stocks cheaper.

mern said...

ok guys im alive.

im just trying to focus on keeping my job and not offing myself.

hey it is what it is.

i am hard wired, and all the positive thinking in the world doesnt change how i view my current situation.

i realize how lucky i am to have money, but when u eat xams dinner at 711, it makes u think. maybe im not the victim but the crime.

u guys care more about me than what is left of my family.

i thought cindys fam cared, but they rallied behind the cheater. not surprising, but even her father................ that really pissed me off, becuase i liked him a lot.

andy reid is still a big fat idiot!

he cant control his weight. he cant control his house.

the last 3 coaches he took down.

wade phillips, worst coach in the NFL!

brad childress, andys baby. declines a 10 yrd penalty to give akers a crack at scoring first from 44 yrs, in a dome? short bus indeed!

finally coughlin. lets asks spinny, how much he wants that moron fired? the eagles didnt win yesterday. the giants lost!

thesis stands. unless iggles win it all, i hate andy.

if they win it all. he can be coach, gm, and dictator of the USA! but not until then.

ive never waivered on donny and thought his phone call was hilarious.

i just hope he doesnt puke in arizona this weekend (literally)

they r 0-2 in games when he pukes.

it wud just be easier if i was gay!

Spin-em said...

attaboy...its the year of mern..it would be a shame if ya missed it..lol

Frosty said...

Mark...QID...sorry