Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Ruling Class Looting ...

The list of techniques the ruling classes have used for 15 years to raid and loot companies puts any blackout rioter to shame.

Let me count the ways:

1. Golden parachutes. Today's WSJ story about Wachovia executives collecting after running the bank into the ground is a simple proof.
2. Stock options. Every single stock option issued for "performance" and "incentive" is proved to be a lie, as they merely reward poor behavior such as stock buybacks.
3. Insane pay for CEOs, etc. ... approved by their buddies on the compensation committee.
4. Private equity ... is merely as way to loot in private, sucking good assets out of companies and paying themselves big dividends and high fees. See the WSJ story about Mervyn's today.
5. Financial firm pay .. ignores the use of the firms capital and its risk. Traders get huge pay for risking the firms money to make "profits", which are not properly charged a fair cost of capital. Of course, it's a "heads they win, tails the stockholders lose game"
6. Hedge funds. Ditto. That scam is now laid bare.
7. CFOs ... many are obviously incompetent and overpaid. They financed their companies using commercial paper and now must pay huge rates to refund it into long term bonds. Financing long term assets with long term debt is Finance 101, as I learned it 25 years ago. I guess they flunked or cheated in that course.
8. Class action lawsuits ... enrich lawyers turned pirates and do nothing for consumers or stockholders.
9. Stock buybacks ... nearly single share of stock bought back for the past 10-15 years is proven to have been a very poor use of corporate funds. The management prefers stock buybacks as those prop up the value of their stock options.
10. Thinking ... Does anyone have a tenth ?

Markets

That glorious, efficient, rational and liquid market show itself well yesterday [ that's sarcasm ! ], putting in another wild move.

The bears might re-attack soon. Some recent Thanksgiving holidays have given them easy targets in low volume on the Friday after Thanksgiving.

Actions

Today I can do a bit of re-allocation in Krypto Fund, but stil must wait until late next week for most of it. I am tied up by the interplay of tax rules for wash sales and mutual fund exchange rules. I wonder if I should open a brokerage account in my main retirement accounts to enable me to use ETFs to sidestep those rules ? Thinking ...

I am thinking of investing some Alpha Fund money into a package of small, beaten up stocks the might go up 5 or 10x in a new bull market. That will require some selection. Just thinking for now.

Word of the Day

"Copyhold" - noun [$100]
Copyhold means 1. (formerly) a type of ownership of land in England, evidenced by a copy of the manor roll establishing title; 2. an estate held under such ownership.
Sentence: Stockholders need to stop being mere copyholders and start act as real owners exercising their powers to approve stocks options plans, director and other corporate actions. And they should lobby for new laws for secret voting in proxies, rights to elect the compensation committee directly, and to nominate directors themselves.

36 comments:

Bud said...

HRL big sales number

raising dividend


is spam an 'armageddon' food ?? can it be eaten directly from the can Bman ??

Bunkerman said...

yes, one can each Sapm directly from the can.

Yes, it's a great survival food ... very tasty, too.

I prefer the low salt version.

Bunkerman said...

I prefer it fried a bit - one can fry it in its own "oil" but a bit of olive oil helps keep it from sticking.

Bud said...

SKF SRS both down 70 yday


give me a f'ng break


where is the SEC ?? stop the madness

Bud said...

very interesting piece today Bman

i disagree with # 4, 5, 6 ,7.........i'll go with the others


i'm busy now.....perhaps i'll have my rebuttals later

mern said...

if its donny fault, then y was the longest pick (ever) returned for TD, against kolb?

2 and goal from the 1.

a look into fat bastards mind:
"hmmmmmmmm, 2nd and goal from 1. what shud i dial up? dominoes, pizza hut........ shit i gotta call a play. well ill dial up a pass, they will never expect that!"


http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/fire-andy-reid.html

i cant believe there r not 10,000 names on this yet.

watch how empty the linc is on thursday.

mfl59 said...

mern when you say fat bastard, are you referring to reid or donny?

lmaooooooooooooo

mern said...

LOOOL

gud one!

Spin-em said...

"if its donny fault, then y was the longest pick (ever) returned for TD, against kolb?"

that's your hand? buffin with a 5 of spade?....go away..I dont have time for your nonsense.....
.
.
.
.

..

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
loooooooooooool(sorry merny)

Frosty said...

Bunky nice lii lift for tax loss sellers are you taking advantage sir.

Bunkerman said...

yes, just hit some frosty.

Frosty said...

Bunky...what the hell are your heros buying now...sure would like to know what we own since we will be paying the tab...tax slaves, yes sir, reperation indeed.

mfl59 said...

SRS if not now then when????

"Victory"

drinks on Bob at Johnny Drama's

Bunkerman said...

lol buying fannie-Freddie is just shifting $ from one pocket ot other.

Frosty said...

drinks on me indeed...LOL...keep turtle busy, uncle bent nose and I want a crack at meadow....ah yes kobe style.

Spin-em said...

that show was the worrrse

Bunkerman said...

you do have some gold & silver, frosty, for the coming worldwide hyperinflation ?

;)

Frosty said...

you know what I call someone with a safe full of gold...a hard target...you play war, I have skills :)

Bunkerman said...

safe ?

buried treasure.

;)

Bunkerman said...

still, maybe I should dig a few more pits for punji sticks.

And check the concertina ...

Frosty said...

ok, no safe, I dig that...look for freshly tilled soil...bangalore and c-4, check...index card at the ready indeed sir....continue.

Bunkerman said...

jeez ... how naive ... "freshly tilled" in a forest ?

Leaves and pine needles cover averything for a few inches.

Bunkerman said...

still, maybe I should build a fake money pit in that blue mud swamp ...

Frosty said...

minesweeper, check.

Spin-em said...

bunks a student of WWII...no pit frost....blocked up room,or fake walls.. like they did in Krakow.....lol

besides..can you see bunk digging?lol

mern said...

keep turtle busy, uncle bent nose and I want a crack at meadow....ah yes kobe style.

u r sick!

Bunkerman said...

my field manual on caching has good ideas ...

mern said...

donny holding 3 fives not just the spade.

andy has an iv running into his veins, but its gravy.

what will lurie do.

well andy is guaranteed 10 mil. donny is scheduled to make 10 mil next yr, not guaranteed.

so they trade the spear chucker to chicago, so his mommy can cook and clean for him. he gets his confidence back and take da bears all the way.

we have 2 more years of fat bastard becuase lurie is one cheap sum bitch.

donny went to 5 pro bowls, and had barely any help. this yr he has d jack and that is it. westy is very hurt.

klecko is a gem of a fullback.

lj smith, franchise player indeed.

1st round draft pick, who needs those? when u have fat andy dial up gold.................

even his own players say they dont even pay attention to his go get em speeches becuase they already know what he is gonna say.

kinda like how every team they play knows what they are gonna do by looking at the offensive set up.

r they seriously favored to win on thursday.

thats more of a lock (taking the cards) than obama, in feb!

dark meat seems to be doing a fine job.

as bush attempts to make sure the world is all but ended by the time the dark meat gets in there.

i wonder how big the line will be on 1/21? can u snort a line of coke from washington ave to crawford texas? dubya will give it a try!

Spin-em said...

Gmen need to tie up Steve Spagnuolo for the head coach in waiting before he's snipe hunted...

Spin-em said...

if your in the wilderness... notice Hawks dont cry as much as Eagles

Frosty said...

Bunky...do I have this right...your heros are writing credit default swaps to buy credit default swaps for which they have no reserves...now we need moody's AAA rating.

Bunkerman said...

Who is writing credit default swaps ? Besides Wall Street & insurance company idiots and hedge fund scamsters?

Frosty said...

oh, I guess Hank must have gone to the gold reserves to fund his actions today.

Bunkerman said...

Hank has Ben's printing press. He signs the notes - look in your money clip.

;)

Bunkerman said...

a little inflation will cure the housing mess

;)

TIPs are a bargain, btw.

Frosty said...

"He signs the notes - look in your money clip."

LMAOOOO...well played sir.