Friday, December 21, 2007

More Evidence Memories Don't Exist

The WSJ has a story about massive mortgage frauds likely causing a large portion of foreclosures. Bear, Stearns and other aggressive mortgage underwriters got scammed. Why ? They really didn't check anything. I guess they "forgot" about the equipment leasing frauds of the 1980s, etc. or the Equity Funding fraud of the 1970s; Or the "salad oil" fraud of the 1960s.

Many people take out balloon loans. Of course if anything bad happens to them when the balloon comes due, they won't be able to refinance it. Uh ... this lesson was learned in the 1930s.

MS, BS, etc. lose huge sums on "one desk" - uh ... anyone remember how Kidder, Peabody and Barings went bust ? Or how a rogue trader cost ML hundreds of millions ?

The Street pays these guys huge sums for years as they "make millions" for the firm ... then the firm loses billions when they blow up. Street management is just stupid, frankly. They are lazy and stupid and greedy. They should pay these people ultra-well ... in stock and tied up cash based on a moving average of profits. So if the guys blow up, the bonus gets yanked back.

Then the hotshots might actually think a bit ... playing with their own money at risk might actually induce some thinking.

And now I read Cerberus is in trouble. Maybe Apollo, too. No surprise. LBO and hedge funds play with others' money and blow ups from greed are quite probable there, too.

Futures are up early on this triple witching day. Europe is up as was Asia.

PS: It appears some major gaps on the S&P and Nazz were filled on this pullback. I'd be interested in comments from the "gapmeisters" if this is true.

17 comments:

Frosty said...

Bunkerman...spin-em handbook says yes the gaps below were filled, however, we just printed futures gaps this morning...of course this will give us some darkside targets to shot at during january.

Bunkerman said...

"there's always a gap waiting to be filled somewhere" hmmm sounds like a truism.

Frosty said...

Bunkerman...have a holiday gift for the bunker rats?...I appreciate the ORCL and since you have hand, where would you toss some black chips, perhaps a few racks of them.

Bunkerman said...

uh ... C ? but it's a LT play for me.

Bunkerman said...

CSCO seems stupidly low.

Frosty said...

when is the bunker office party? we should gather the boys and raise a glass...no dow 15k helmets, but a good year none the less.

Bunkerman said...

well, there's a "circus dog" party tonight with my "World's Finest Martini". All the dogs do circus tricks for treats to the tunes of Louis Armstrong recordings from the 1920s.

Tricks: Sit up, walk on two legs, pirouette, shake, high five, play dead, roll over and jump through the hula hoop.

I have this party every Friday evening :-)

Yes, it's been a fine year - one of my best ever.

Party tonight !!! Drinks on Bunkerman in the Bunker - tall, stiff ones !!! :-)

Bunkerman said...

Hmmm maybe a Vegas party someday ?

Spin-em said...

Cheers to the boys of the Bunker.......its been a pleasure
What no shrimp???...lol

Bunkerman said...

XLE new all time high

Bunkerman said...

lol, I eat mixed nuts to soak up the booze ... then a fine fish dinner from a local place that hits the docks every morning for fresh fish.

Spin-em said...

Are these real buyers?(wink)

Spin-em said...

Frosty just shoots a Tuna and freezes it for a year....lol

Frosty said...

Felit-O-Fish indeed.

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Frosty said...

Merry Christmas bunker boys...nogs all around...send me the tab.

mfl59 said...

Merry Christmas all.....